They made a MySpace page for their new band’s name. They had a MySpace blog all about the fact that they would be changing their name to The Devil. But now, it seems Rumpelstiltskin Grinder’s had a change of heart about that whole name-changing thing.
I just have one question for this band: What the fuck? Is this some stupid joke. April Fool’s Day’s in April you fucknuts. What gives? I wish these guys could be honest and admit that the negative backlash to their name change is the reason for this reversal. Either way, I’m confused as fuck. Make up your minds, guys. Unless — of course — you were hacked, but I don’t think that was the case here.
The band’s statement is super illuminating about all of this nonsense. Here’s what they had to say: “Rumpelstiltskin Grinder is not changing it’s name even though ‘the internet’ said we were. We will have a new album in 2011. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder is elusive and it’s true motives are unknown. Rumpelstiltskin Grinder is bigger than ‘The Devil.’”
Excuse me? That’s all we get? No. This is fucked. Explain yourselves, guys. Because now I just think you’re a bunch of lame, weirdo assholes. Forget the fact that it took you almost a full-business week to clear up the supposed rumor: What gives with the original blog posting disappearing from your MySpace page now?
Fuck, I need to take screen grabs of everything!
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