Sadly, Brony Metal Exists

Get your creep on



This is beyond unusual, and musically, it’s fairly fucking weak too.

So, bronies are the lowest and creepiest form of human life imaginable, agreed? Well, there’s music for these fucks now. Metal music.

“The L-Train proudly presents Moonrise: A Symphonic Metal Opera, based on a story from ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic,’” says the Bandcamp page of The L-Train.

Gimme three guesses what the L stands for.

“Moonrise tells the story of the rise and fall of Nightmare Moon, 1,000 years ago, and features the talents of many bronies from around the world.”

Man, what’s the world fucking coming to? I ask myself this question almost daily. If bronies are ever accepted by society, I’m moving to the bottom of the ocean.

Moonrise by The L-Train (and friends)

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