Sandy Socks Starland Ballroom; Club Closed ‘Til Spring

Starland Ballroom

Superstorm Sandy can suck it!

I am so glad that twat is gone. I think of all the devastation she caused, and I think, “If she were an actual woman, I’d kick her between the tits.”

A nice good kick between the tits can really change someone’s perspective.

I’m kidding. Sandy has affectively closed Starland Ballroom here in New Jersey — a regular stop for bands touring through the area.

“The last two weeks in New Jersey have been a testament to our state’s resilience. We’ve witnessed New Jersey’s worst days, but also its greatest humanity. We’ve seen destruction, but we’ve also seen hope, hard work and determination,” the club’s owners write online.

“Our situation at Starland is a microcosm of these scenarios — yet one we realize is significantly less important than one’s home, family or livelihood. Hurricane Sandy devastated our electrical system and damaged our sound, lighting, heating / cooling and plumbing systems — all necessary ingredients in operating a public venue. Given the demand for these components in the regional housing and commercial sectors, we do not anticipate being able to open again until Spring 2013.”

Bummer, bro.

“Speaking of 2013, it’s the year in which we intend to celebrate Starland Ballroom’s 10th anniversary. So we’re dedicated to taking this time to rebuild the state’s best concert venue, and make it even better. We’ll take inspiration from all of our New Jersey neighbors who are working hard to get their lives back to normal. When it’s all said and done, we’ll be here for some of the best live concert celebrations available.”

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