You know, I made a last ditch effort to get my ass on board the 70,000 Tons of Metal Cruise, where I was planning to meet (and then MEAT) this chick I’ve been flirting online with for ages. But it didn’t work out, alas.
It also isn’t working out for Frost of Satyricon.
“The Department Of Homeland Security in the U.S. have changed their procedures and that means that without any warning, the processing time for someone like Frost is six months. That means that he is forced to sit out on our appearances at 70,000 Tons Of Metal,” says the band.
“We have tried everything that we can try to make it happen, but we have no choice, but to wait 6 months for his application to go through. That is how the system works now.
“The good news though is that we have found a worthy replacement for him for 70,000 Tons Of Metal and it is someone handpicked by Frost and Satyr, of course. This special guest who will help the band so we can get to do these shows have our blessing and our gratitude.”
I wonder who it is? Now I am intrigued.
I’m bummed I couldn’t make the cruise. It’s been years since I’ve had some vacation time, and really, months since I’ve gotten any tail. It would have been a good time. I would have blogged from the boat.
“We hope everyone attending our shows at 70,000 Tons Of Metal appreciate that we will after all be able to make it, and that we have found an extremely competent drummer to replace another,” adds Satyricon.
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