Man, when both these bands were in their heyday, so was I. I weighed a lot less, didn’t ache anywhere, looked a lot better, had more muscle mass, drove a dope-ass car, and I was making a shit ton more cash.
If these two bands co-headlining a tour means it will return me to my former grandeur, then I say bring on that Sevendust and Coal Chamber tour.
Normally, I’d not care about this tour. But it is happening, folks.
Today, a press release went out from the Sevendust camp, confirming the tour and providing all of the dates.
Lacuna Coil, Candlelight Red and Stolen Babies will open on the trek, but in different cities…which is always confusing and often disappointing for some.
Dude, you couldn’t pay me to go to this thing.
If you told me Kate Upton would be going down on Cristina on stage, maybe I’d show up, but leave after that.
I’m a concert ducker-outer. When I have had enough, I take off.
Here are those dates, you Jnco-wearing fuck!
3/28: Tempe, AZ @ The Marquee
3/29: Los Angeles, CA @ Club Nokia LA Live
3/30: San Francisco, CA @ The Regency Ballroom
3/31: Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades
4/2: Englewood, CO @ Gothic Theatre
4/3: Wichita, KS @ The Cotillion
4/4: Oklahoma City, OK @ Diamond Ballroom
4/5: Sauget, IL @ Pop’s
4/6: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave II
4/8: Minneapolis, MN @ Mill City Nights
4/9: Joliet, IL @ Mojoes
4/11: Fort Wayne, IN @ Piere’s Entertainment Center
4/12: Detroit, MI @ Harpos
With Stolen Babies:
4/14: Hartford, CT @ The Webster
4/16: Worcester, MA @ The Palladium
4/17: New York, NY @ Best Buy Theater
4/18: Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory
4/19: Hampton Beach, NH @ Casino Ballroom
4/20: Sayreville, NJ @ Starland Ballroom
4/22: Baltimore, MD @ Ram’s Head Live
4/23: Charlotte, NC @ The Fillmore Charlotte
4/24: Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
4/26: Houston, TX @ Warehouse Live
4/27: Corpus Christi, TX @ Concrete Street Amphitheater
4/28: Dallas, TX @ The Palladium Ballroom
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