I am so fucking over the Osbournes and their bullshit. I just wish they’d fall off the fucking face of the planet already. The world would be better off.
According to Blabbermouth, an excerpt from Sharon Osbourne’s new memoir show just how ugly things got between that cunt and her husband, metal legend Ozzy Osbourne, earlier this year.
The couple nearly divorced when Sharon found out Ozzy had relapsed into drug and alcohol abuse. I’d need to be on something to deal with that woman too.
Sharon discovered Ozzy was back on the shit on their 30th wedding anniversary when she saw texts on Ozzy’s phone asking people to supply him with drugs and saying, “Don’t tell the old girl.”
Sharon confronted Ozzy and he promised to go to rehab, but ended up fleeing to the U.K. instead.
Sharon retaliated by selling off all of Ozzy’s prized cars. Cunt.
“There was no way I was going to risk him getting in one of them while he was drunk and hurting someone… Ozzy says now that it proved to be the most expensive drink he’s ever had.”
When the couple reunited in Los Angeles some weeks later, Ozzy was “cocky and arrogant” and Sharon says she “snapped,” demanding a divorce and asking for 100,000 British pounds —– around $162,000 — a month in spousal support.”
Sounds like they’re in love.
Ozzy replied, “Over my dead body,” so Sharon threw a cup of coffee at his head.
“Then I grabbed him and pulled at his precious hair with one hand, while trying to yank off his jewelry with the other. He went for me, trying to grab me in a headlock.”
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