If you spend your hard-earned cash going to the movies this holiday weekend, just try not to go see that Transformers movie. I have never seen one of these films (I’ve caught bits and pieces on HBO, but never a film in its entirety), but can promise you this: That third flick is going to suck. Why? Shia LaBarf is the worst actor of our time.
Now, Shia LaBeouf wants to shoot a documentary about the making of Marilyn Manson’s new album.
Shia told Regis Philbin and MILF Kelly Ripa that Manson is “a real sweet guy. He’s an eccentric human being. He lives in West Hollywood above a liquor store. There’s no lights in the room. And there’s sort of these big metal doors and he opens the door and he’s in a kimono, a big pink kimono… It’s sort of like a lair. No lights, so you have to use your cellphone to guide you around.”
Wait, Marilyn Manson lives above a liquor store? Or did Shia go to Manson’s studio, and confuse it for his apartment or something? Manson has to have a huge house…in fact, I know he does.
“We sat and watched movies for a while… and talked about what kind of visuals he wanted on his album,” says Shia. “Which are all really eccentric ideas. All things I can’t really say out loud because this is morning television.”
I happen to know Manson’s a smart dude. I interviewed him twice, for an hour each time. He’s funny, insightful, pensive…which is great, but his new music hasn’t done a thing for me but make me want to listen to anything else.
I bet Shia was super impressed with Manson’s intelligence and is now eating out of the dude’s hand. Because he’s dumb; see the following video if you need evidence. “Transformers: Dark Of The Moon” is in theatres now.
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