I’m a skater.
I don’t do tricks anymore, mind you. I just ride my longboard. I cruise.
No grinding, no kick flipping, no rail sliding. Just traversing the blacktop, and dodging vehicular traffic.
I guess Skull Fist frontman Jackie Slaughter is a skater too. But he should take a cue from me, and stick with longboarding.
Dude had a bit of a mishap the other day, and he released this graphic photo showing the extent of his gnarly injuries.
“Give to me straight doc,” he writes online. “Broken bone in neck. Fractured skull in two places. Broken cheek bones. Cracked skull above right eye. Cracked ribs! Broken ego.”
Fuck me, that’s a lot of fucking injuries.
He literally must have tried doing a boneless off First Canadian Place.
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