That’s right, douche-nozzle.
Stop hoping and praying that Guns N’ Roses are going to get back together, because they aren’t. It won’t happen. Just as the top-hatted one.
Slash told Piers Morgan on his unwatchable CNN show last night that people basically need to stop asking because it won’t ever happen, kids.
But there have been feelers put out.
“I’ve heard a lot of numbers, but I’ve never been handed a specific offer,” Slash says. “But I’d say it starts off with seven figures and then sometimes it starts to get even more grandiose than that.”
Then, he crushed the little 12-year-old-inside-of-you’s dreams, saying money isn’t what’s keeping the reunion from happening.
“I don’t think it’s a matter of that; it really isn’t,” he says. “I think you’ve got a situation where nobody involved wants to revisit. It’s not just me — it’s the whole band. And so I don’t think there’s a price tag that anybody’s put in front of us that’s going to make that work.”
By the way…something tells me $1 billion would be an offer they couldn’t refuse. But who the fuck in their right mind would pay that?
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