Falser than false Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor has answered a bunch of questions the staffers of Revolver had to have concocted but claimed were submitted by fans. I believe the “fan-submitted questions” angle is fake because who the fuck reads Revolver anymore?
Anyways, Taylor was asked about Justin Bieber and his favorite track by the Canadian pillow-biter.
Corey’s answer? A mash-up a fan made of Slipknot’s Psychosocial” and Beiber’s “Baby.”
“I’m gonna be a whore and say it’s the ‘Psychosocial Baby’ mashup. I know Justin wasn’t responsible for it, but I just thought it was so cool,” says Corey.
“Everybody thought I’d be pissed about it, but I was blown away. Like, who the fuck thought this would be a good idea? But I give him respect. He’s a very talented kid and he goes above and beyond for his fans.”
Yeah. This is not a fabrication.
Corey continued: “Perfect example: I was in Baltimore on my book tour and Justin was nearby in Washington, DC. I tried to get him down to my reading because I wanted to try and do an acoustic version of ‘Psychosocial Baby’ together. But he was actually visiting children’s hospitals. And you can’t say anything bad about a guy who’s visiting children’s hospitals, you know? If you do, you’re a fucking asshole!”
Bieber’s a douche, and I’m mostly just jealous of his getting to plow Selena Gomez’s sex fields.
Taylor later went on Facebook to address the public outcry that allegedly followed his Bieber collaboration revelation.
“It’s entertaining reading the comments about me and the Biebs. I think everyone needs to calm down — it’ll never happen.”
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