Yes, folks. That’s right.
I rule. You know, a lot of “haters” come and comment on my site, telling me that I am super critical and “a troll” essentially because I hate myself. Not so.
I’m getting to Jim. Do I have regrets? After all these years, of course I do. More than a few. But hate myself? Come on, man. I think I’m awesome. And if you could see how often I smile, you’d be envious.
Jim Root smiles a lot, too. That’s because he gets to plow the sex fields of Cristina Scabbia.
Jim was back on guitar Friday, rejoining Slipknot on stage at the Tampa, Florida, stop of the Rockstar Energy Mayhem Festival.
I do not know if I will make it to Mayhem this year. Summer Slaughter, sure. But Mayhem, not really.
If I do make it, though, why not come up to me and tell me how much my life sucks. Oh, wait…you won’t be able to get on stage, so…maybe meet me outside in the parking lot, so I can tell you how ugly your girl is.
Have a nice night everyone. I’m getting ready for “Breaking Bad.”
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