Slipknot Teasing “Monsterous” News


Never mind that they spelled monstrous wrong.

They’re Slipknot. Not English teachers. Or readers. Or dudes who use spellcheck.

Slipknot is teasing that “Something Monsterous Is Coming 2013.”

Hmm. I wonder what that could be.

The clip links to a splash page on Slipknot’s site, and there is a logo for the Monster Cable-brand backed Social Monsters platform on that site.


Monster Cable previously released a pair of headphones backed by Dr. Dre. Does this mean Slipknot headphones are coming? Let’s fucking hope, because honestly, I can’t buy enough shit with the Slipknot logo on it.

I can’t.

Meanwhile, Denver Westword recently spoke with Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan.

Clown says the writing process has begun for the next Slipknot record, and that “everybody is writing every day, putting down the pain, the love, and preparing for the future.”

Clown also refused to talk about a new bassist.

“Paul [Gray] was number two of nine. He will always be there. He will always be at the round table with a glass of wine, our drink of choice, with a plate of food. He will always be involved with every record for the rest of our career. He will always be onstage. He will always be a part of the thought process. As far as a new bass player is concerned, I don’t have to think about that. The time that I have to think about that will come soon enough. Whatever is meant to be will be meant to be. I really don’t even care to think about it, because there is no reason to think about it. I can’t predict the future, nor will I. I’m not a fortune teller.”

No, you’re not. You’re not even a clown. Or a percussionist. You’re a guy who got fucking lucky.

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