Slipknot’s Dumb Dung Idea Dashed

Officials call off plans to incinerate camel poo

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Good.

This was the fucking lamest, most idiotic idea anyone’s had in really a long time, and it took government officials to step in and stop it.

Slipknot, as you know, have this thing called the Knotfest, and this year, as you know, the concert was to have its own scent.

Barrels of oil and camel shit were to be burned, rendering the air rife with an objectionable odor the band promised would cling to attendees clothes and hair for days.

That meant the fucking cool-ass band dudes — including the Killswitch Engage lads — set to play the fest would also have smelled like shit for days.

TMZ.com claims that county fire officials have shutdown Slipknot’s intended camel poo burning blitz because of the oil the band was planning to utilize.

Read more on that here.

Slipknot have a new album coming out.

At this point, if you cared, you’d know the particulars. They don’t need repeating here for the umpteenth fucking time.

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