The headline was “METALLICA Bassist Gets Covered In Cream Pies For 46th Birthday.” The headline even promoted pictures and video. It was a bit misleading, I think. There wasn’t one chick involved.
I clicked on the link and there were pictures and there was a video, but not the kind I was expected. There was a bunch showing Metallica’s Robert Trujillo getting covered in, like, actual cream pies for his 46th birthday.
The pictures were shot at the conclusion of the band’s October 23 performance in Perth, Australia. I was expecting a bunch of chicks.
A bunch of smoking hot, big-breasted chicks, hanging from the ceiling in sex swings, squeezing out hot, steaming loads from their tight, juicy gashes, all over Robbie. What was I thinking? Why would I want to see that?!? I gotta get my head out of the gutter.
By the way — I apologize for the honesty.
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