Yup. It’s true. Karin Axelsson is pregnant, and chances are I’m the father.
I’m totally kidding. I pulled out, so…there’s no chance it’s my kid. But, yeah — Sonic Syndicate’s bassist is with child, which means her boobs are about to get a lot bigger.
Karin claims in an online post that the baby is due in early October. “Please welcome the next generation Axelsson,” she writes.
Well, we can’t welcome the child until it’s born, honey. She has not revealed who the father is. She probably knows, but is not revealing that information just yet. I bet that stomach tat is going to look awesome after she delivers.
Karin is still expected to perform with Sonic Syndicate, who — after a year-plus hiatus — have returned to co-headline the Vekeri Fesztival, set to take place June 21 through June 23 in Hungary.
I guess we now know what Karin was doing during the band’s hiatus: Fornicating.
Others performing the fest include Amorphis, Eluveitie, and Norther.
You may recall that Karin was injured two years ago or some shit while the band were shooting a video. She was clocked in the head by one of the hot chicks in the video.
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