Congrats are in order for John Bengtsson, the drummer for Sonic Syndicate. He and his wife are the proud parents of a new baby girl, born last week.
“I’ve experienced a lot of amazing things in my life, but seriously NOTHING can prepare you for the birth of your child!,” exclaims John online.
“It is the most incredible thing that can happen to you! And I’m stunned at how strong women are, to be able to give birth! And yes, to answer the question I’ve been asked, I did cry out sheer happiness the first time I saw my daughter!”
Good for you, dude. I’m satisfied you will be a tremendous dad.
Meanwhile, Sonic Syndicate’s bassist, Karin Axelsson, recently announced in May she was with child — her first. I swear I’m not the father.
A funny thing happened recently. I got a message from Karin through Facebook. I wasn’t going to share it until her kid’s breaching, but…what the fuck.
“I just read a post Chris Harris made about my pregnancy on your website and I wanted to let you know I do not think its funny at all, just really childish,” she writes.
“As of me ‘not revealing the father,’ everyone who is updated knows I’ve been in a relationship with Andre Gonzales for 8 years and engaged for 6 years.”
Yeah…like I was supposed to know that shit. Maybe I could have taken five minutes to do a Google search, but on that day, not a fuck was given. This is a sardonic site, lady.
“Anything else that is unclear and funny for you? cause its not for me. If you ever write something serious, let me know.”
Yes, one thing is unclear. Why did you never call me back? Was it because I didn’t cuddle afterwards?
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