I’m not kidding.
America’s Lollapalooza fucking blows in comparison to the ones Brazil and Chile get.
The upcoming Lollas will boast Tomahawk, Queens Of The Stone Age, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer, Pearl Jam and Bad Brains.
PLUS, there’s all those hottie Latina chicks walking around in string bikinis, with their bubbly asses flopping all over the place.
The most female skin you’ll see at American Lolla is a some hippie’s hairy armpit. Or some raver chick’s filthy ass crack.
So, again…South American Lollapalooza’s slaughter the American Lollas.
“Lollapalooza Brasil” will hit the Jockey Club in Sao Paulo, Brazil, on March 29, March 30 and March 31. “Lollapalooza Chile” will take place at O’Higgins Park in Santiago, Chile, on April 6 and April 7.
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