Static-X Officially Done

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I thought the demise of Static-X was old news.

Apparently, it isn’t.

Static-X’s death is now official.

Wayne Static took to Facebook to say that since “the Static X name [has been] dissolved, this page as well as the website may be going down soon.”


Who needs Static-X around, anyways? I’d rather listen to the popping sound of my nuts bursting under the weight of a truck tire.

“Be sure to like my personal page so that we can keep in touch and just to clarify, yes, I will be playing Static X songs on our Wisconsin Death Tour next year! I will post the new website info soon from my Facebook page.”

Wayne Static continues to tour, as if anyone gives a fuck.

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