I thought the demise of Static-X was old news.
Apparently, it isn’t.
Static-X’s death is now official.
Wayne Static took to Facebook to say that since “the Static X name [has been] dissolved, this page as well as the website may be going down soon.”
Who needs Static-X around, anyways? I’d rather listen to the popping sound of my nuts bursting under the weight of a truck tire.
“Be sure to like my personal page so that we can keep in touch and just to clarify, yes, I will be playing Static X songs on our Wisconsin Death Tour next year! I will post the new website info soon from my Facebook page.”
Wayne Static continues to tour, as if anyone gives a fuck.
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