Steven Adler Is Not Winning, Going Back To Rehab

Steven Adler

If only Charlie Sheen had gotten to Steve Adler, former Guns N’ Roses drummer and the dude who was on “Celebrity Rehab” before Dr. Drew. Then maybe Adler wouldn’t have fallen off the wagon. Instead, he’d have been in and out of rehab in one week and partying with porn broads right now.

But instead, the sad, tragic story of Steven Adler will once again play out on television on the next season of “Celebrity Rehab,” claims Because if it didn’t work last time, it’s gotta work this next time, right?

Adler appeared on the show’s second season and a subsequent spin-off called “Sober House.”

This forthcoming season of the show is said to also feature a gaggle of faux celebrities and people you’ve never heard of…ever. People like Michael Lohan, famous only for providing sperm to the creation of a Hollywood fuck-up.

There’s also going to be one of those “Housewives” broads, some loser from “Baywatch,” former Mets pitching great Dwight Gooden, and that chick Bai Ling, who’s always letting her nips slip all over the place.

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