Still No Reason To Attend Warped Tour

Maybe it’ll rain at Warped…start that rain dance now, folks


In fact, if anything, there’s new reasons not to attend.

Namely, Vampires Everywhere!

And Every Time I Die. And I Fight Dragons. And Polar Bear Club. And Tomorrows Bad Seeds.

These are the latest bands to be named to the time-honored Warped Tour bill.

So far, there is no reason at all to go to Warped. Aside for busty goth punk chicks in undersized bikinis.

Who else is playing Warped Tour 2012? Brace yourselves.

Bayside is, along with Chelsea Grin, Memphis May Fire, The Silver Comet and Sleeping With Sirens.

I’d rather sleep with fucking STD-infested pythons.

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