If I could be in any band, it would Suicide Silence. Yes, I know what you’re thinking…there are so many amazing bands in this world, so why would you opt to engage in formulaic deathcore when you could be in a band like Opeth or Watain or The Deftones, even? Because of the fans — Suicide Silence has a ton of ‘em. Say what you will about Suicide Silence but they’ve caught on like crabs and some of these fans are fucking drop dead delicious. I have sprinkled a host of them — all lifted from the band’s MySpace page — throughout this post, which includes dates for the band’s upcoming tour with Mychildren Mybride, The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza [Edit: Love these dudes…they make me miss Bodies In the Gears of the Apparatus], Molotov Solution and Conducting From the Grave.
Seriously, these dudes must plow through gash like the dude with the biggest cock at Hedonism. Imagine the groupies just waiting for these dudes when they get off stage? Blondes with incredible bods and tattoos and daddy issues…shit, man. I just hope these dudes are checking I.D.’s before they go plugging. Im sure they do.
So yeah, look at some of these chicks. They’re smokin’ hot or just super cute. And I want them all, I tell you. Suicide Silence are still touring in support of last year’s No Time To Bleed and the follow-up EP, Wake Up, produced by Slipknot’s Clown.
Suicide Silence tour dates:
October 2: Las Vegas, NV – House Of Blues
October 3: Phoenix, AZ – Marquee
October 4: Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theatre
October 7: San Antonio, TX – White Rabbit
October 8: Oklahoma City, OK – Diamond Ballroom
October 9: Memphis, TN – New Daisy Theatre
October 10: Nashville, TN – Rocketown
October 11: Cleveland, OH – The House Of Blues
October 13: Philadelphia, PA – The Trocadero
October 14: Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom
October 15: Worcester, MA – The Palladium (“Rock And Shock Festival“)
October 16: Hartford, CT – Webster Theatre
October 17: Sayreville, NJ – Starland Ballroom
October 19: Grand Rapids, MI – The Intersection
October 20: Detroit, MI – The Majestic
October 21: Cincinnati, OH – Bogart’s
October 22: St. Louis, MO – Pop’s
October 23: Iowa City, IA – The Bull Moose Tap House
October 25: Denver, CO – The Summit Music Hall
October 26: Salt Lake City, UT – The Complex
October 28: San Diego, CA – Soma
October 29: Pomona, CA – The Glass House
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