Suicide Silence Roll Out U.S. Tour Dates

I want to bite

If I could be in any band, it would Suicide Silence. Yes, I know what you’re thinking…there are so many amazing bands in this world, so why would you opt to engage in formulaic deathcore when you could be in a band like Opeth or Watain or The Deftones, even? Because of the fans — Suicide Silence has a ton of ‘em. Say what you will about Suicide Silence but they’ve caught on like crabs and some of these fans are fucking drop dead delicious. I have sprinkled a host of them — all lifted from the band’s MySpace page — throughout this post, which includes dates for the band’s upcoming tour with Mychildren Mybride, The Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza [Edit: Love these dudes…they make me miss Bodies In the Gears of the Apparatus], Molotov Solution and Conducting From the Grave.

I want to lick

Seriously, these dudes must plow through gash like the dude with the biggest cock at Hedonism. Imagine the groupies just waiting for these dudes when they get off stage? Blondes with incredible bods and tattoos and daddy issues…shit, man. I just hope these dudes are checking I.D.’s before they go plugging. Im sure they do.

Wow

So yeah, look at some of these chicks. They’re smokin’ hot or just super cute. And I want them all, I tell you. Suicide Silence are still touring in support of last year’s No Time To Bleed and the follow-up EP, Wake Up, produced by Slipknot’s Clown.

Suicide Silence tour dates:
October 2: Las Vegas, NV – House Of Blues

October 3: Phoenix, AZ – Marquee

October 4: Albuquerque, NM – Sunshine Theatre

October 7: San Antonio, TX – White Rabbit

October 8: Oklahoma City, OK – Diamond Ballroom

October 9: Memphis, TN – New Daisy Theatre

October 10: Nashville, TN – Rocketown

October 11: Cleveland, OH – The House Of Blues

October 13: Philadelphia, PA – The Trocadero

October 14: Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom

October 15: Worcester, MA – The Palladium (“Rock And Shock Festival“)

October 16: Hartford, CT – Webster Theatre

October 17: Sayreville, NJ – Starland Ballroom

October 19: Grand Rapids, MI – The Intersection

October 20: Detroit, MI – The Majestic

October 21: Cincinnati, OH – Bogart’s

October 22: St. Louis, MO – Pop’s

October 23: Iowa City, IA – The Bull Moose Tap House

October 25: Denver, CO – The Summit Music Hall

October 26: Salt Lake City, UT – The Complex

October 28: San Diego, CA – Soma

October 29: Pomona, CA – The Glass House

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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