Surrounded By Monsters Vocalist Is Super Coordinated

Maybe he was attacked by a monster?

Not that I am the most coordinated dude on the planet, but I skate. On a long board. That takes some coordination, no?

And I used to surf a little.

Look: It is never funny when someone gets hurt. Unless they’re in a shitty band like Surrounded By Monsters.

Besides, the dude will be fine.

They put four staples in vocalist Mike Batson’s head, so he’ll be OK.

Dude sustained a massive gash to his noggin when he clumsily collided with Joe DeMeritt’s bass.

Those are pictures that show his bloody fucking head.

I’m surprised he didn’t get a concussion.

In related news, the band Surrounded By Monsters is the worst thing to happen since seasonal allergies.

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