Not that I am the most coordinated dude on the planet, but I skate. On a long board. That takes some coordination, no?
And I used to surf a little.
Look: It is never funny when someone gets hurt. Unless they’re in a shitty band like Surrounded By Monsters.
Besides, the dude will be fine.
They put four staples in vocalist Mike Batson’s head, so he’ll be OK.
Dude sustained a massive gash to his noggin when he clumsily collided with Joe DeMeritt’s bass.
Those are pictures that show his bloody fucking head.
I’m surprised he didn’t get a concussion.
In related news, the band Surrounded By Monsters is the worst thing to happen since seasonal allergies.
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