System Of A Down’s Drummer Is Fucking Annoying

Teasing Tweets yield more questions than they answer

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What the fuck is up with you, John Dolmayan?

Lately, your texts make about as much sense as System of a Down’s hiatus.

I mean, why the fuck would a band that big, with that many fans, just stop making music? It doesn’t add up.

Anyways, I think Dolmayan’s either purposefully fucking with all of us, or the dude’s stroked out.

Since November 17, the dude’s Tweeted out the following messages, in the following order:

“Yes, it’s true”

“There will be…”

“44444444444”

“33333333333333”

“H g t c S”

Huh?

The first two Tweets I figured were leading up to some sort of announcement.

When I saw the third Tweet, I merely assumed System would soon be announcing a fourth show; they’ve recently revealed three bookings.

The fourth Tweet had me thinking the fourth gig fell through, and there would only be the three.

But that last Tweet smacks more of a stroke victim’s desperate cry for help.

Hey John, guess what? You’re fucking annoying, dude.

Don’t tickle our dicks with a feather only to smack us square in the balls.

If you’ve got something to reveal, reveal it.

Otherwise, fuck off and tone it down. You’re better behind a drum kit than you are a keyboard.

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