And now, in rich people losing money news, it is being reported that Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne have finally sold that fucking California mansion of theirs.
I feel like Ozzy and Sharon’s multi-million dollar manse was an albatross…sort of like my multi-thousand dollar apartment, which I made the mistake of buying in 2007 — when the Osbournes bought their Los Angeles-area home.
Now, I too can’t get rid of this fucking cursed shithole.
The six-bedroom, 10-bath, 11,000-square-foot mansion sold for $11.5 million…months after Jessica Simpson rescinded a $12 million offer on the home.
The palatial estate sits on a hill in the middle of a two-and-a-quarter acre property in the popular celebrity enclave of Hidden Hills. The house features a completely redesigned interior, mountain and city views, a gym, a library, a pool, maid’s quarters and other luxury amenities.
Maid’s quarters, huh? Isn’t it slightly depressing to know that most of us will never, ever live somewhere with maid’s quarters? Not that I’d ever have fucking maids, man. Fuck all that.
The property came on the market in 2011 at about $13 million and was also listed for lease at $50,000 a month.
Ozzy and Sharon paid $12,388,500 for the mansion in 2007. That means they took a loss on this investment.
In April of 2011, the Osbournes also put a Malibu beach house on the market for $10 million.
And that was the latest news on rich folks losing money.
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