Oh yes, folks. Get pumped, because you know you wanna drive all the way the fuck down to Richmond, Virginia, for a day of fun, metal, and flesh consumption at a fucking water park!
Gwar has revealed that this year, the Gwar-B-Q is returning to the location it was slated for last year — Hadad’s Lake. The event is set for August 18.
Gwar promise that this year, there won’t be any last minute changes. Permits have been secured, and the necessary hands, greased.
“All the proper arrangements have been made in triplicate and the proper demonic sponsorships attained,” says Gwar’s Oderus Urungus.
“It’s going to be a stinking hot, beer and beef-smeared metallic murderfest of unprecedented debauchery…the most splat-tac-cular Gwar-B-Q,” he proclaims.
Several bands have already been confirmed for the bill, including The Casualties, Ghoul, Lionize, Valient Thorr, Highness, Mutwawa, Black Naked Wings, and Antietam 1862.
There will also be Spew-O-Lympics, numerous food vendors, endless streams of golden nectar, pools to cool your fevered sun-burn, and much much more, including the return of the Sexecutioner to the Gwar stage for the first time in twelve years.
Sexy has completed a lengthy sabbatical beneath the catacombs of Paris with his good friend, Prince Ray Pierre, better known as “Frenchy,” the demon of France. His return to the rock stage provides the promise of attaining unprecedented levels of naughtiness.
A portion of the proceeds from the event will go to benefit Richmond’s Ring Dog Rescue.
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