Tim Lambesis Sentencing Delayed

As I Lay Dying frontman to learn his fate May 16

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He was supposed to show for it this morning, but Tim Lambesis — who has plead guilty in court to hiring a hit man to rub out his wife, because he’s a cowardly fuck who’d rather his children be motherless than face the harshness of a divorce — will not go to prison today.

He gets another two weeks to party before heading off to the big house, where he will try hard to not drop the soap.

The As I Lay Dying singer will be in court on May 16 to learn his fate, according to Lambchode.

It was nearly a year ago that I was on a bus home, unable to use a computer, and I learned that Tim had been arrested for something rather unspeakable.

I’ve grown convinced he’s a frail pussy ever since.

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