Don’t worry. It wasn’t a car or motorcycle crash. It was a Vespa crash. Which may be worse, now that I think about it.
Blabbermouth claims that an unidentified member of Tool ate shit on an icy road, suffering serious injuries that will delay work on the music for the band’s long-awaited next album.
Whoever it was, we do wish you a very speedy recovery.
The musician sustained several broken ribs and a dislocated shoulder in the crash, making writing music a little impossible right now.
“Because of the physical nature of the musical instrument involved, 9 DAYS of jamming were lost, although I’m happy to report that the person involved is recovering nicely, so much so, in fact, that writing sessions resumed last Monday, despite it being a holiday for many,” says the band’s site.
By coincidence, another person connected to the Tool also had a Vespa accident a few days earlier, sustaining injuries to his head and multiple cuts and bruises to his body.
The post seemed to suggest it was someone from the band’s merchandising team.
It’s never a dude from Avenged Sevenfold, is it?