That band is fucking weak sauce. Yet, I have a feeling one or two of you might care that they’re touring. And maybe I am trolling just a touch.
For real though, Trapped Under Ice are deplorable. They’re about as talented as my nipple hair, and my nipple hair specializes in Hatebreed covers, so…there’s that.
Backtrack, Naysayer, Fire & Ice, Born Low and Out Crowd will also be on the tour. Dates follow at the end of this post.
The East Coast is being called the “United Forces Tour.” OK, that may be the lamest fucking tour name since the Ghostbustour.
10/4: Chicago, IL @ Beat Kitchen
10/5: Lansing, MI @ The Loft
10/6: Toronto, ON @ Hard Luck
10/7: Montreal, QC @ La Sala Rosa
10/8: Garden City, NY @ Ethical Humanist Society of LI
10/9: Philadelphia, PA @ The Barbary
10/10: Richmond, VA @ Kingdom
10/11: Atlanta, GA @ Suburbia
10/12: Jacksonville, FL @ Taproom
10/13: Pompano Beach, FL @ Rocket Town
10/14: Tampa, FL @ The Orpheum
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