Man, I knew something super shitty was going to happen this week.
I just figured ISIS would somehow be involved.
I do mean those terrorist fucks who kill…not the erstwhile band that killed it live.
Perhaps ISIS is nevertheless somehow behind the following tidbit of doleful news: Trivium will soon start writing new songs for a new album, likely to be released in late 2015.
Listen to new Trivium? I’d rather clean the crotch crust from Sharon Osbourne’s thongs…with my tongue.
I see no difference between Trivium and, say, a band like Five Finger Death Punch. They both write tunes designed solely to pander to the lowest common denominator of dullard.
Man, this is worse news than when Wayne Static slept himself to death.
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