Twelve Months of Fuck Yous Now For Sale

Thanks Mike

Mike Martin from All That Remains is a pretty funny guy in person. Subtle, but funny. And the dude is talented as fuck. He can play guitar like I can masturbate: We’ve both honed our craft over years of practice, and now, we’re beloved by hundreds of thousands for our talents. But this is just bazaar.

New England metal photographer Jeremy Saffer has put together 12 images of the All That Remains guitarist flipping the bird into a sweet calendar that would be perfect for everyone on your holiday list who’s hard to shop for. A year’s worth of “Fuck Yous” for being so hard to shop for.

The order page for the 2011 calendar says the pics “date back between five years ago, and now. So, with that said, here is your chance to own the definite Mike Martin, middle finger, collection in the form of a calendar.”

I mean, I get why this is funny. And it is. But who is paying $20 for this? The dude who smokes cigarettes outside my building tells me what day it is every morning, and he tells me to fuck off — he doesn’t just flip me the bird. I guess this would be a great gag gift for the metal fan you love to hate. I may get a certain someone from Noisetwink this calendar.

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