Unreleased Early Graves Track To Surface Soon

Early Graves

That’s right!

So, not to be crude but, the other day, over a debate on sex and its importance in male-female interactions, I was asked by a girl friend of mine if there were any tell-tale signs guys give out to let a chick know they’re totally down.

I answered immediately with what I think most guys will agree with: “If he wants — WANTS — to eat your asshole, and is eager to, I’d say that’s a solid indicator.”

This has nothing to do with Early Graves, or the fact that they have a seven-inch single forthcoming as well as three dates booked for this November with Narrows.

But I’m getting there.

Now, I would never, ever advocate the reverse. I can’t speak for all men, but my ass is pretty hairy, and I’d say nine times out of ten, I’m more concerned it’s dirty than I’m confident it’s clean.

So, if a chick makes that move, to eat your ass, you basically know you’ve found yourself a porn star on the up.

This morning, with that previous conversation in mind, I thought to myself, “Now, there’s an asshole I’d devour” when this chick flirted with me at my neighborhood Dunkin Donuts.

I think I’m just deranged. Anyways, let’s move on from the topic of analingus and onto the topic of Early Graves, whose members are likely assmen too.

The band plan to release a never-before-heard track called “The Holy Land Is Nowhere” as a seven-inch through All About Friends Forever.

Further details on that are expected soon.

Early Graves also have a series of Californian shows booked for November with Narrows.

They are…

11/1: San Francisco, CA @ Hemlock Tavern
11/2: Anaheim, CA @ Chain Reaction
11/3: San Diego, CA @ Casbah

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