It’s OK. Not every creature on Earth has to be down with Creed. Most humans I know don’t even like Creed, in fact — but wolves? They straight up hate the band.
This, according to a story I spotted on Blabbermouth. Apparently, a 13-year-old Norwegian boy avoided being attacked by a pack of wolves by playing a song by Creed on his mobile phone; it was previously reported that the song was by Megadeth, but that report was wrong. It’s actually funnier that it’s Creed.
I wonder which song it was. Probably something off of that last album — which was a total piece.
The report claims that four wolves, who appeared before the boy when he was returning home from school, were scared away by the noise coming from the boy’s mobile phone and he was spared becoming a wolf food baby.
Can you imagine? You’re about to be ripped to shreds by wolves. What do you do? Blast Creed. So remember, kids — if you’re ever in the woods, and a wolf is licking his chops staring at your meaty ass, just pull out Scott Stapp and friends and you’ll be safe. I hear that Disturbed works on bears in much the same way, but that may not be true.
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