Useless Band Loses Bassist

Original members returns to Deez Nuts

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Deez Nuts

That’s right, people.

Deez Nuts don’t count. They don’t fucking count.

They suck.

But it is a slow fucking news day around here, so the departure of Deez Nuts’ bassist Jon Green makes the cut!

He’s been replaced by some dude who used to be in the band before, named Sean Kennedy.

“Sadly we must announce that our brother Jon Green has hung up his bass and come to the end of his time with Deez Nuts. Jon has decided to move on to focus on his personal endeavors. We wish Jon the best and he has our love and support in whatever he does, he will always remain a part of the DN fam.

“Picking up that bass will be our long time brother and Deez Nuts original member Sean Kennedy. We welcome him with open arms as you all should too!

“As for the near future – we’ve got dates locked for the UK, Europe, Australia, South East Asia and North America with some AMAZING bands, not to mention a new album in the works and some surprises we can’t wait to share with everyone. So keep an eyes on us and your ear to the streets cause this is gonna be a good year for DN. Much love!”

Fuck this band.

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