The organizers of the Vans Warped Tour have done it!
They’ve somehow managed to unearth every shitty band in existence for this summer’s edition, which is basically the fest’s 19th year.
This week’s additions include Motionless In White, The Word Alive, This Wild Life, Real Friends and Courage My Love.
Da fuck? Who names a band Courage My Love?
Bands previously announced for the trek include Less Than Jake, Chelsea Grin, Terror, I Fight Dragons, Falling In Reverse, A Lot Like Birds, Breathe Carolina, Bad Rabbits, Secrets, To The Wind, MC Chris, Enter Shikari, Anberlin, Issues, Cute Is What We Aim For, Survive This!, The Devil Wears Prada, The Color Morale, Nit GriT, Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!, Crown the Empire, The Maine, Volumes, State Champs, the Ready Set, Saves The Day, The Ghost Inside, A Skylit Drive, Beartooth, I The Mighty, Attila, Stray From The Path, Tear Out The Heart, Mayday Parade, The Protomen, Air Dubai, Mixtapes, Plague Vendor, Teenage Bottlerocket and For Today.
Which is a very long way of saying your ass ain’t going.
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