I mean, what the fuck dude! I read that FourPoints Television signs Motley Crue’s Vince Neil for a reality show called “Vince Neil Escapes,” and I’m thinking it’s a show where they leave Vince by himself, inside the Jack Daniels plant for three days.
They’d let him out into the sunlight where four sports cars would be waiting for him, tanks filled and keys hanging from the ignition. The besotted Vince would have to get to the nearest convenience store for a chili dog without killing himself in the process. Any deaths to innocent bystanders will be written off as mere collateral damage.
But no. Instead, “Vince Neil Escapes” isn’t even about him being locked inside a prison overrun by killer sloths on acid. Nope. It’s about “his exploits as a newly-certified pilot.”
“The series, ‘Vince Neil Escapes,’ will follow Neil in his dream to finalize his pilot’s license,” says a press release.
OK. Maybe if the plane were overrun with HPV-infested strippers with heroin addictions who’re told, while jonesing, that there’s a baggie in Vince’s asshole, I’d be interested. But no.
This is going to be a snoozefest for sure.
“In the process Vince and an entourage head for the skies in a series of flights to glamorous party destinations,” says the press release.
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