Vxn Changes Name To Something Unpronounceable

Janetshareroxygina

Why didn’t they just change it to a symbol like Prince? Maybe a big hairy V or something. Or a c-section scar.

Vxn, the band featuring former members of Vixen, have changed their name to Janetshareroxygina.

That’s right: Janetshareroxygina. Fucking smooth move, ladies. Smooth.

That’s going to look great on a marquee. The newly formed band features singer Janet Gardner, drummer Roxy Petrucci and bassist Share Ross.

Hence, that awful name.

The name change was needed because the Vixen trademark belongs to guitarist Jan Kuehnemund; the members of Janetshareroxygina want to make it clear that they are a completely different band.

Oh sure. Totally different. I bet they won’t be playing Vixen songs live, and will never mention that they were formerly in Vixen when they play shows.

Only cougar lovers give a fuck about this news.

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