Let me tell you — there is nothing more exciting than hanging around the set of a music video all day. It’s perhaps the most fun you’ll have next to periodontal surgery or anal rape. You get to stand around all day, under hot lights, waiting for the band to show up, eating candy, and sweating, all while no one talks to you because they’re too busy doing actual work on the video — putting up lights, tracking down the director, wrangling extras. Seriously, if you are a hot broad who lives in Toronto, you should really go and be in the new Deftones video.
Yes, ladies — they only want broads. It’s high time a band took a stand against putting dudes in videos. The shoot goes down on Sunday, September 19. The track their shooting a clip for is “You’ve Seen The Butcher.” I have a movie with that title. Well, that’s not true. That’s the first half. The second is “Now Swallow His Salty Meat.”
Here’s the ad: “Deftones needs females between the ages of 18 and 25 this coming Sunday, September 19th, in Toronto to appear in their new video. Anyone interested should send an email to [email protected] with their contact information as soon as possible.”
They need 30 chicks and there is no money…just “the opportunity to meet the guys.” I put out a similar ad on Craigslist for a video I was going to shoot for Gun Shy Assassin. Only two chicks showed and their STD tests results were inconclusive. So, that was a dud.
If you fit the bill, you’ll be contacted. Then, give up your Sunday to witness the magic and splendor of being part of a music video production. It’s literally something that will stay with you forever.
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