I hate these fucks over at the Westboro Baptist Church.
They’re basically extremists who picket funerals of famous people and U.S. soldiers, and they’re whole ideology is that an invisible man in the sky hates us because we allow gays and lesbians to live and love freely in America.
They’re batshit crazy, and already have a special place carved out on Satan’s mantel.
Soon after the death yesterday of Slayer’s Jeff Hanneman, the church’s Twitter lit up.
“Which of your idols will God kill next?,” a Tweet asks.
The church also intends to picket Jeff’s funeral, according to the Tweet.
If these fucks find out where Jeff’s funeral is taking place and crash it, I will personally pull a Varg on them, and set that church ablaze.
I’m not even fucking around. I will burn that church down even if it means my arrest.
I’ll just launch a Kickstarter campaign to pay for my defense.
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