I mean, look at that thing! An Unearth beer bong! Signed by the band? Dude, how bad do you want that thing? And even if you don’t drink beer, imagine how quickly you’ll be able to drink water and ginger ale or sarsaparilla now.
If you don’t feel the need to drink anything with the quickness, then just pull off the beer bong tube, and you have yourself the coolest funnel ever! Unearth, who are on this summer’s Mayhem Festival (the perfect place to drink beer fast and get fucking smashed), have been so kind as to provide us with our latest newsletter giveaway, pictured right there…only yours will have signatures from the band on it.
How do you win? See that “GSA Newsletter” box there to the right, with the beer bong in it? Just sign up for the newsletter and you will be entered into a drawing to win said beer bong.
If you’re already signed up, then relax…you’re already in the running, dude or dudette, so you’re good.
That said, we have selected a winner at random for our Relapse CD Prize Pack, with new albums from Red Fang and Obscura. We have emailed the winner, and once we get confirmation, we will announce the winners name on our Facebook page.
Good luck, kids.