It’s true, folks — I need to lose a little weight.
Spring is around the corner, and fuck me if I didn’t hibernate like a son-of-a-bitch all winter long. I stayed indoors, and I ate disgustingly delicious treats and packed on a little insulation.
So now, I need to change. I need to stop eating candy. I need to stop eating Arby’s. I need to do something to shed about 15 to 20, and that shit starts today.
Make that tomorrow. I have a bag of candy in the car that it’d be a shame to just throw away.
This has nothing to do with Winds of Plague. I know. But they have something coming soon that’ll be easy to throw away.
It’s called the new Winds of Plague album.
Consider that shit wrapped, son. The band just finished tracking it and handed it in to their label.
The album is supposed to be out this summer, maybe.
Who cares? Either way, it will be mediocre. Unless Winds of Plague got all new members, switched their style, and stopped sucking. In that case, maybe the new one’ll be worth checking out.
Spring, baby. It’s coming. I’ll be back to skating. The weight will dissipate.
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