Well, it now seems Axl Rose was not the victim of grand larceny.
Nope, no one stole his jewelry…worth $200,000.
According to reports in French, a young woman was apparently placed into police custody earlier today after she admitted she took Axl’s jewels.
The young model, whose identity has not been revealed, told the police that she drank too much and inadvertently put the Guns N’ Roses frontman’s three gold-and-diamond necklaces in her handbag.
She only realized her foible after waking up around lunchtime; models have hard lives, obviously. She subsequently returned the items to a police station in central Paris.
She’s a model? That’s cool. I betcha Axl will get to her somehow, and she’ll be chugging his cock in no time.
Rose’s bling was reported stolen following GN’R’s June 5 concert in gay Paris.
They were lifted during a private party at an area guarded by the frontman’s personal security team. The singer, who was not wearing the items at the time, was said to be “furious.”
Imagine they were stolen while he was wearing them? That would have been hilarious, no? I bet it could happen. Dude’s so wrapped up in his own ego, he wouldn’t even notice.
About 130 invited guests and members of Axl’s entourage were allowed into the lounge where the jewelry was stolen.
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