Wretched is how I feel at this moment.
I’m coated in a sheen of sweat, and feel dehydrated from shitting my brains out all morning. I wish I had Pedialite pops. They’d whip me back into shape.
If you wanna fight hangovers, by the by, you should always keep Pedialite pops in your freezer. Instant hangover cure.
So, yeah — technical death metal outfit Wretched have officially announced they’ll be touring next month.
We have those dates for you at the end of this post.
The trek will also feature Huntress and Silence The Messenger.
Wretched tour dates:
7/17: Fort Collins, CO @ Hodis Halfnote
7/18: Englewood, CO @ Mo’s
7/19: Ogden, UT @ The Basement
7/21: Tacoma, WA @ Hell’s Kitchen
7/22: Seattle, WA @ El Corazone
7/24: Stockton, CA @ Please For Peace Center
7/26: Walnut Creek, CA @ Red House
7/27: Las Vegas, NV @ Cheyenne Saloon
7/29: Phoenix, AZ @ Rocky Point Cantina
7/30: El Paso, TX @ Lips Lounge
7/31: Austin, TX @ Dirty Dog Bar
8/2: Waco, TX @ Beatnix Burger Barn
8/3: San Antonio, TX @ The White Rabbit
8/4: Shreveport, LA @ The Riverside Warehouse
8/6: Fayetteville, AR @ Rogue
8/8: Knoxville, TN @ Long Branch Saloon
8/9: Spartanburg, SC @ Ground Zero
8/10: Jacksonville, NC @ Hooligan’s