For someone with my face, I’ve gotta say I’ve done fairly well in the chick department. This dong has seen some serious action, and at least 80-percent of that action was with broads I considered super fucking cute or super fucking hot.
Anyways, you’re probably here for Anthrax tour dates. They’re at the end of this post. Anthrax will be touring with Testament and Death Angel, which is pretty phat.
You know, back in college, I actually even hooked up with two chicks at the same time, which was dope. They were roommates. They shared me. It was very loving. I wish I could remember their names. It was room 208. That I remember.
I’m not trying to brag, I’m just remembering. Its funny when those glory days are behind you, and you know it. Fucking thing sucks. Go get those dates. You know want to.
Anthrax tour dates:
1/22: Las Vegas, NV @ House Of Blues
1/23: Anaheim, CA @ House Of Blues
1/24: Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theatre
1/27: Indianapolis, IN @ Egyptian Room
1/28: Ft. Wayne, IN @ Piere’s
1/29: Louisville, KY @ Expo 5
1/30: Asheville, NC @ Orange Peel
2/2: Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
2/3: Columbus, OH @ The LC Pavilion
2/6: Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock
2/7: Baltimore, MD @ Ram’s Head Live
2/8: New York, NY @ Best Buy Theatre
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