Today, we launched a brand new column called “Deadspeak,” written by Gun Shy Assassin’s newest contributor, The Black Dahlia Murder’s Trevor Strnad. Trevor will be writing future installments soon, but he’s just one of several new writers you’ll be ready this coming month on Gun Shy Assassin. I wish I could promote these dudes and what we’ve got planned for you, but there’s just something about the element of surprise that’s simply too tantalizing. Besides, I don’t wanna blow my proverbial load all at once.
Soon, we’ll be bringing you a new column from the wise and opinionated (in a good way) Zeena Koda, who you may know from the Sirius XM airwaves. She’s on 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. EST every weekday, hosting the hottest metal tunes for you on Liquid Metal. She’s also written for the site before, having done an interview with Jucifer a ways back that was awesome. Well, seeing as she’s one of the most honest people I know, and never hesitates to give you her take on any give situation or matter, I asked Zeena if she’d write an advice column for me.
Sure, advice columns have been done. But “Ask A Bombshell” will be different. Zeena’s a straight shooter who has no problem telling you what she thinks about something and she has often provided me with sage advice on a variety of topics since I’ve known her. So, like Dear Abbey with tattoos, Zeena welcomes questions from anyone on anything. And that’s where you come in. Zeena has no idea what you need advice on so we need you to ask her for advice.
Have a question for Zeena? Want to know if you’re normal? Not sure how to dump that girlfriend? Feeling confused about your relationship because your man’s donger is too small? Wanna know what to do about that creepy boss? Ask A Bombshell. And she will answer your questions here at Gun Shy Assassin as they come in. No topic is off limits, no question is too stupid. Pick Zeena’s brain. This is an invitation. Submit questions to chris[at]gunshyassassin.com and we’ll get you her answers soon. Thanks in advance for the questions, and keep checking us out. Shit’s gonna get crazy soon.
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