If you live in the Chicago area, stop what you are doing and fucking read the following, very important news.
Zakk Wylde had his leather vest stolen.
We must recover this item.
That vest is the source of Zakk’s dudeliness, and without it, he’s a shell of his normal self.
He also had a fucking guitar stolen, which sucks.
The items were lifted from Zakk’s tour bus last night, while it was parked outside the Chicago Theater.
The guitar’s likely already been pawned, and the vest…well, the vest is probably being worn by someone who is now using Zakk’s good name in some very bad ways.
At least we can hope.
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