That’s a picture of Zakk Wylde — a man who already has issues with his circulatory system — with his newborn son.
As you might recall, Zakk and his wifey named the boy Sabbath.
Barbaranne popped the couple’s fourth kid out on Independence Day…or July 4, for those outside the U.S.
“Me and my immortal beloved, Barbaranne, are blessed to have our fourth little berzerker, Sabbath Page Wielandt Wylde,” Wylde writes.
“He is named after all things beyond Fonzarelli-approved: Black Sabbath, Jimmy Page, and my father, Jerome Wielandt, who was a World War II veteran.”
Why not name him Page Sabbath? Why give the kid a name that’s going to make him an immediate target in school? There’s no guarantee a cool name’s going to lead to a cool kid.
Oh wait, this is Zakk Wylde…a guy who uses the word berzerker. Rational thought’s obviously not his forte.
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