Goatwhore Bassist’s Mystery Illness Revealed

Goatwhore

A few weeks back, I demanded to know why Goatwhore didn’t perform at the Hartford stop of this summer’s Ozzfest since most of the folks I knew at that show were there to see Goatwhore, specifically.

Now, we know what happened. According to a LimeWire review of the Massachusetts stop the day before, Goatwhore’s James Harvey suffered a massive hematoma on his leg.

It was caused by a sewing needle dude forgot he had in his pocket. Why did he have a sewing needle? Now, you need to explain that, James.
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Wolvserpent Reveal U.S. Tour Dates

Wolverspent

Wolvserpent sound like they’re from Boise, Idaho. I don’t know why. They just do. The band — formerly known as Pussygutt — are a haunting, gothic metal band that incorporates elements of doom, ambient and even features violin. You should check out their MySpace page. Who knows? They could end up becoming your new favorite band.

Then, once they’re your new favorite band, you can go catch them on their first-ever major U.S. tour, which will feature various openers along the way, like Velnias, Locrian, Ehnahre, Javelina, Subrosa, and more.

Wolverspent will release their fourth full-length, Blood Seed on October 5.
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Do I Want An Eddie Belt Buckle? Fuck Yes I Do

Me wants

You can bet your sweet tits I want the forthcoming belt buckle that’s a replica of the one worn by Iron Maiden’s crooner Bruce Dickinson. Any sugar mamas out there wanna order it for me?

Unfortunately, I went on the Great Frog’s Web site and can’t find a place to order the fucker. So I have no idea how much the belt buckle will be, but I’m sure it will cost a pretty penny. Or a few trillion. And by the way, ladies — if you do get it for me, please make sure there’s a belt connected to it.

So why is this a big deal? There are only two of these belt buckles in existence, and at least one of them belongs to Bruce. The Great Frog, who specialize in custom jewelry and accessories, made the original, and will make some more. But not a whole lot more. Only 50.
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All That Remains, Dimmu Borgir, Trap Them: Odds & Ends

All That Remains

The end of another long day is approaching. Today, everyone got their balls all in a knot over the numerical date: 9/02/10. Technically, its 09/02/10, assholes. So it doesn’t work the same way. If you leave the 0 off the 9, you can’t use it for the 2.

Anyways, a lot of shit happened today that I’d like to cover, but none of it was so huge, it merited its own post. So here’s a collection of the days bullet items.

First up, Trap Them will begin tracking their next disc next week with Converge’s Kurt Ballou producing. The disc will be out next year, and the band claims that “there was a certain potential the members of this band felt had not yet been met. On this record, that potential has been fully realized. Get heavy, motherfuckers.” And Daath debuted a new track called “Destruction Restoration” over at MetalSucks. That album drops October 26.
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Wormrot Tour Delayed By Visa Issues

She likes Wormrot

When bands from Europe announced U.S. gigs, I never assume the tour will go off without a hitch, as planned. For the most part, the Department of Homeland Security makes it fairly difficult for bands to cross the Atlantic and tour the states. I mean, I can’t even tell you how many tours have been delayed over the last three years because of visa issues. It was probably a hell of a lot worse eight years ago.

Yet another awesome tour has been delayed because of “visa bureaucracy,” according to Earache’s Digby Pearson. He claims the Wormrot tour won’t start until three days after it was supposed to.

Now, Wormrot’s tour will get underway September 6 in Cleveland, Ohio. The shows scheduled prior to Monday’s gig have been nixed. They were supposed to play New York tonight. That date will more than likely be rescheduled for right before the band has to head home. I was hoping to catch them fresh and rested. Now, they’ll be all exhausted and grumpy.
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Entombed Add Bassist, Old Bassist Now On Guitar

Entombed

I’ve long been a fan of Entombed. Some people call them death ‘n’ roll because they have punk and death metal influences. I just like to call them a Swedish metal outfit. All this genre dissection is getting fucking old.

Anyways, Entombed have shifted their lineup a touch. Bassist Nico Elgstrand is no longer playing bass, but has shifted to guitar, becoming the iconic band’s second guitarist. To take over on bass, they’ve enlisted for Satyricon members Victor Brandt. Now, they’re a five-piece. Isn’t that sweet.

I’m not sure what Entombed’s future plans are — whether there’s touring on the horizon or a new album. They do have touring plans for Europe, but nothing for the states any time soon. It’s been three years since the release of their last disc, Serpent Saints — The Ten Amendments.
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CKY Reveal Tour Dates, Touring Lineup

CKY

So, here’s the thing. I was into CKY’s earliest shit — before Island, before Roadrunner. It was just dumb, catchy rock that had a groove to it, and heavy-sounding guitars. I was also turned on to the band through the CKY video series that Bam Margera produced in the late 1990s. CKY aren’t the most original band out there. In fact, I’d even say that — if not for the success of Jackass — we’d probably never have heard of this band.

Notice the band thanks Johnny Knoxville in the liners notes of every one of their releases. They know who they owe their career to.
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Valdur Streaming New Track Online

Valdur

California blackened death horde Valdur — who have a singer named Thor — are complex and technical, and sound like devastation. They’re also an indie outfit, so when they released their new disc Raven God Amongst Us, they did so through drummer Sxuperion’s Bloody Mountain imprint.

Valdur self-funded the effort, and now, they’re streaming a new track online that you should definitely check out if you’re into filthy, brutal black metal. The song, “Berserrker,” can be heard on Stereogum right now.
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TesseracT To Issue EP In October

TesseracT

I’ll admit it. I can’t listen to every fucking band out there. I can’t know and be aware of every single group that springs forth from the fertile soils of North Bumblerape, Arkansas, or the muddy bogs of jolly old England. So until just recently, I didn’t know much about TesseracT, a progressive metal band that I only looked into after learning they’d be opening for Devin Townsend this fall.

And I have to concede: They’re fucking amazing. They’re like Dredg crossed with Between The Buried and Me, or Porcupine Tree crossed with Thursday. That’s the best way I could describe it. They have a new EP coming out on October 12 and I will be first in line to get it when it drops. OK, maybe not first in line. But definitely in line.
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Boycott GN’R or Axl Rose Is Not Great Craic

She thinks Axl is a kind of lube

The summer before my senior year in college, I spent working in East Hampton, New York, as a “brownie.” Basically, I was one of several people hired by the town to issue parking tickets. But when I wasn’t working, my friend Sean and I were in Southampton, at this cramp, motel room with no air conditioner and just a ton of cots. It was where a small horde of dashing Irish beauties lived and I happen to spend much of that summer in the company of a girl named Sine. Ah, memories.

That summer, I learned the expression craic (pronounced “crack”), which — to the Irish — means fun, entertainment and just general joviality. At first, when people asked me if something I was great craic, I figured they wanted drugs. Anywho, I bring all of this bullshit about a time long gone because of Axl Rose.

Continuing his European melodrama tour, the Guns N’ Roses frontman is alleged — in a post on Blabbermouth — to have stormed off stage 30 minutes into the band’s set September 1 at the 02 Arena in Dublin. Axl bolted after a bottle was thrown up on stage, even after good ‘ole Axl warned them to behave like adults.
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